Life as we know it....
blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

religiousdad:

*takes a sweet rip on a bong* let’s make fucking…let’s make…let’s make a movie about Romeo and Juliet but like as gnomes

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

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I FOUND IT

I never fucking said that
God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

misjudging:

are you ever unable to listen to a certain song or artist because there’s a lot of memories attached to it and if you do all the memories will come back and you’ll be really sad

nyqu1l:

thefrogman:

I’m confident this guy is a jackass. 

bless frogman oh my god

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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notesonascandal:

thekendroshow:

word up

Whoopi’s face is like "I’m glad that lil’ white girl said it cuz you know what would happen if I did…"

notesonascandal:

thekendroshow:

word up

Whoopi’s face is like "I’m glad that lil’ white girl said it cuz you know what would happen if I did…"

pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

musicinmydaydreams:

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER YAYYY

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.